Transfer Rumours The January Transfer Window

I avoid watching such things

 

I think @baraettmattesvensson gave him a Follow as a result ?

 

Elf is a very sick mini man

 

How he is married to a Brazilian goddess I will never know?

 

I caught him out a couple of days ago - heading up to London on the train to get refunds on his Xmas presents. No receipts

 

but did he have a train ticket?

 

Mrs Elfs was with him, and I saw her holding an Under 12 railcard.