Transfer Rumours The January 2024 Transfer Window Thread

That he'll be sold?

 

That it's not up to him, plenty of teams will offer Joelinton £150/200k a week and if Newcastle aren't willing to match that he'll be gone BTW No figures have been mentioned and maybe he just wants to be on an even par with the rest which is fair enough.

 

??

 

Almirgone?

 

Nooooo I want him to stay

 

Me too,probably not even real.

 

Wtf is that supposed to be? It's a young lad in a tracksuit in Dubai.

Did we learn nothing from the last Alwaleed to get involved in Newcastle?

 

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Not sure I could have put it better... maybe would have added the old "go strangle a w4nk out" in there too.

 

how’s Turkey and what type of stuff are you managing to do over there? Any tips?

 

Just heard a reliable whisper over here from a Saudi that NUFC will make a signing in the next 72 hours. Probs bollocks but sharing.

 

Has the Man City lad been confirmed yet? ...

 

The next 72 hours

 

Leave him alone. It must be very stressful having moob reduction ops overseas.

 

Tits cut off and chucked in a bin in a back alley, currently on pain killers and can’t drink and need to change wrappings every 6 hours. Nipples feel like as sore as a new mother

 

You there as well?

 

Just fi

Forwarding the text

 

Yes

 

you seem clued up here?


Which is of course something I don’t normally write… about you…