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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 23, 2023.

  1. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    How the fecking feck did Ings manage to get £250k a week?

    And 18 months left on the deal too, his agent must be good.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He has a decent record mate to be fair. He's not a fashionable name, but nether was Sibierski.
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    Maybe his mate Gerrard gave it to him at Villa and he wasn't budging whoever signed him,saw W Ham paid £12m for him rising to £15m if they stayed up which they did.
     
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  4. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Danny ****ing Ings. Are you trying to wind me up?
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    For once I agree with you
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Howe signed him from us for Bournemouth - easy link to make now he’s finally started scoring some goals 6 years later.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What makes you think that?
     
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  8. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    You bastard.
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

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    Anyone fancy Mitro on loan?
     
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  10. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Rather that than Danny ****ing Ings.
     
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  11. G4rdToonArmy

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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Sorry mate I ****ing knew you'd take the bait. I had visions of it catching on like the Hesakmi link from back in the day where it spread all over twitter from one of our posters on here having a laugh.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What's wrong with Danny Ings like?
     
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  14. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Makes sense they do pay a fortune for ****e, like when they gave Kieran Dryer £100k a week over a decade about just to be injured.
     
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  15. Charlie Dogscock

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    It'll have changed to West Ham lumping their **** on us rather than vice versa if this happens, first Carroll now Ings.
     
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  16. Judge Death

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  17. FadgewackeR

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    Most of the links that I get about u20's from Scandinavia are NOT suitable for work or while laid in bed with the Mrs... Are these different kinds of links?
     
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  18. FadgewackeR

    FadgewackeR Well-Known Member

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    **COUGH** McTominay too :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>

    Are they versatile, covering a number of different positions?
     
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  20. FadgewackeR

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    Amazingly, YES! I thought it was just me that they wanted to be adopted by.
     
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