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The infamous RHCs mate? Does he exist?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Dec 7, 2015.

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RHCs mate, real or fairy?

Poll closed Mar 16, 2016.

  1. The real deal. I've met him, he's ginger.

    3 vote(s)
    18.8%

  2. RHC has no reason to lie, he's a scientist, probably.

    3 vote(s)
    18.8%

  3. Yes or no, maybe...

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  4. RHC has a friend?

    3 vote(s)
    18.8%

  5. Who the **** is RHC?

    5 vote(s)
    31.3%

  6. What is this thread? Are there lizards?

    5 vote(s)
    31.3%

  7. More chance of fairy's existing than this being true.

    3 vote(s)
    18.8%

  8. A sensible no. No gimmicks, just NO.

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%

  9. Chat **** get banged.

    5 vote(s)
    31.3%
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  1. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Simple. Does the mystery United supporting reporter man exist or is RHC just reading too many Duncan Castles articles?

    I'm not one to doubt any Liverpool fan at the best of times but I happen to know the "mystery United fan who hates United" is a popular narrative on everyone's favourite Liverpool site, Rawk.

    Vote now.
     
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    UnitedinRed, Dec 7, 2015
  2. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Don't know what all this is about, but I liked the sound of 'chat ****,get banged'.
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Dec 7, 2015
  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... me too.. but then I would wouldn't I? .. :)
     
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    FosseFilberto, Dec 8, 2015
  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Not sure many on here even know who RHC is!! He rarely wonders away from the Liverpool board.

    I'm voting Ginger.
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 8, 2015
  5. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    He exists, RHC doesn't do subtlety.
     
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    Tobes, Dec 8, 2015
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  6. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Which is why we know his name, address, employer and credit card number.
     
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    Stan, Dec 8, 2015
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  7. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    He's got a job?

    Alarm bells.
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Dec 8, 2015
  8. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Will I get a prize if I vote?
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Dec 8, 2015
  9. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    He exists like all the United fans rawkites know so well.

    My mate, Dave, is a Manc and he said sir Alex was the biggest fraud ever and couldn't believe fergie got away with so much. He almost stopped supporting the club but he tells me that Rafa is probably the best manager to ever grace the Premier League.

    Signed every rawkite ever.
     
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    UnitedinRed, Dec 8, 2015
  10. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Is this something that ought to concern me?

    Can I trade in my vote for Tesco Club points?
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Dec 8, 2015

  11. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    I would be concerned. He also has a mate who's a spurs fan and apparently he said Harry Kane wants to move to Arsenal as m he finds Wenger strangely attractive.

    I assume its the worm coat.
     
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    UnitedinRed, Dec 8, 2015
  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I voted a lot of things above to be a wum but in reality i will say:

    Rhc is usually pretty blunt and honest and is one of the last people I would suspect of creating an imaginary reporter mate. He's not going to create an imaginary reporter to impress you. That's simply not his style.


    I suspect his mate is real but wouldn't necessarily believe his mate knows as much as he says he does. Half his predictions are wrong.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 8, 2015
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  13. saintKlopp

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    Too serious.
    RHC is actually one of our shape-shifting reptilian overlords and his mate's opinions come to us via quantum entanglement from an alternative -version Nostradamus amongst the Ascended Masters in the Pleiades.
    #truestory
     
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    saintKlopp, Dec 8, 2015
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  14. luvgonzo

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    This.
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 9, 2015
  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Where the **** was this posted? <grr>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 9, 2015
  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Here.
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 9, 2015
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    The board that you made this comment on.

    You should come here more often it's like 'Football Uncut' <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 9, 2015
  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I don't have a credit card so #fail
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 9, 2015
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I don't know what board it is <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 9, 2015
  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    More like 'Football Unhinged' most of the time o_O
     
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    FosseFilberto, Dec 9, 2015
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