The 'if only' thread pt2

At least Wenger will retire with more winning trophies than in the whole spurs history.

 

"Yeah, well, your mum stinks!"

Come on, Commie! You are better than that! You know you are.

No one is denying Wenger his ever-distant past glories.

But the vieux fou has turned Arsenal into a laughingstock. That is how he will be remembered.

It doesn't matter how many times, in your youth, you have been the wag at the party, Commie; if the last thing you do is piss your pants at your 90th birthday party, in the old folks' home, you will be remembered as the dirty old man who pissed his pants.

I'm sure you get my drift.

 

I was trying to get you to jump around and **** when you were just sitting there chilling

Done the whole bottle in when I left you.

 

Probably why he forgot what he was drinking,!

 

Lol I could hear you but couldnt tell what you were saying so just ignored it and then you disappeared lol. Wondered what the voice was at first! I was very very chilled

 

You still haven’t got to grips with the word ‘Your’ yet have you ?

You see, this is a good example of why your kind of special is comedy gold

 

Thanks for pointing out my simple grammatical error, Pix.

I am tired, and I am about to watch an important game.

It's heartening to know that I have someone like you, always attentive and ready to proof-read everything I write, and carry out those menial tasks that others would find demeaning.

I bet you are a whizz at scrubbing out toilets. I'm right, aren't I, mate?

 

You’re welcome mate.

Would have thought that you already knew this stuff though, what with you having a Cambridge degree

 

Mistakes happen to the best of us.

I confess, that I have grown lax knowing that you are there to do all the menial stuff that I can't be arsed with.

You are very useful like that, mate.

 

To you, more than most it seems.

I’d ask for a refund from that dodgy website you bought your Cambridge degree from if I were you.

 

Hes a tired little petal today as he was up posting at 01;52 and again at 05;45. Seems Mrs **** is using the stud more and more these days.

 

Would those 'ever distant past glories' include being the current FA Cup holders?

 

FA cup doesn’t count according to HIAG because arsenal have won it 3 times in the last 4 seasons.

Funny that, because that logic means spurs haven’t won anything of note for 56 years.

 

They just won the 'we beat Liverpool for the first time in 5 years' cup.

 

Rather convincenly though.

 

Now that Arsenal are in our shadow, I predict that we are going to be hearing quite a lot of this "we won the FA Cup 3 times in 4 years" bollocks!

No one ****ing cares!

It's league titles and European glory that everyone remembers. That's what the new Spurs is pressing to win.

The days of North London getting a club to the CL finals only to bomb out in utter humiliation in the last 16 are well and truly over.

 

tell us again how last year CL went?

 

You've got to give us time, Commie.

We're new to this, but we will learn.

Did you not see our game against Real?

 

HIAG owned again

 

That statement might mean something when you actually win something