It even reaches Washington bouncing off Hastings Hill then Penshaw Monument - jobs a goodun when no turbulence on the River Wear -
You'd need central heating for that up there mate, but I'm guessing you don't have that either up in deepest darkest Grindon!
Mental looking back... My grandads house in Shildon had an outside toilet but an indoor coal bunker ?!?!
We all had outside Netty's back in the day mate. Some of us chose to put them inside. Gil just likes his arse a shade of blue!
An pigeons aplenty even gulls a pity about them magiies though but plenty of crows to keep them quiet - good job for the frost to keep them vermin down -