The Hornet's Rep thread
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Tonight's parcels of delight are awarded to:-
wear_yellow
HarryHornet
SalisburyKev
Jsybarry
Markthehorn
Dan Starkey
yorkshirehornet
Is Vic there?
Chris 13
Al the Hornet
And back to jail!
wear_yellow
HarryHornet
SalisburyKev
Jsybarry
Markthehorn
Dan Starkey
yorkshirehornet
Is Vic there?
Chris 13
Al the Hornet
And back to jail!
Tonight's parcels of delight are awarded to:-
wear_yellow
HarryHornet
SalisburyKev
Jsybarry
Markthehorn
Dan Starkey
yorkshirehornet
Is Vic there?
Chris 13
Al the Hornet
And back to jail!
Been a while since I gave any rep out, so here goes...
Hornethologist
Lamballana
Yorkie
Kiwiqpr
Emiatss
Is Vic There?
Superthickerhoopers
Hoadie_Boi
Maestro
Smhbcfc
Bonjour
All Force repped.
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ..
Moral of the story: Women are not really smart, they just think they are.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
.
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..
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ..
Moral of the story: Women are not really smart, they just think they are.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Guywanderer
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Guywanderer
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Guywanderer
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Tonight's parcels of delight are awarded to:-
wear_yellow
HarryHornet
SalisburyKev
Jsybarry
Markthehorn
Dan Starkey
yorkshirehornet
Is Vic there?
Chris 13
Al the Hornet
And back to jail!
Rep
Morning Guy, I used to live up the road from Middleton until I left for sunnier climes.
Guywanderer
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Where about Frenchy I've lived there off and on for just over 30 years
ps repped
Guywanderer
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My sister lived there for nearly 20 years in the 80s and 90s ran the Inn for a while
Guywanderer
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