The Hornets' Nest II

Never mind on show - tattoos can be a huge no no wherever they are. The shortest period of time I ever went out with a girl was two days - that's how long it took me to find the words 'Pay as you enter' tattooed above her.............

 

So what's your first line? Maybe we can take from there for you

 

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You didn't put down a deposit I hope? Sorry...............

 

oh dear, that doesn't sound so good

 

thanks BB, thankfully i've thrown a speech together! Yay me! It's a little unconventional perhaps, and may be a little tongue in cheek, but...well, it's far more me than the stuff i should say! lol

 

"it's far more me" is the important bit in delivering a speech IMO - that makes it easier to look and feel confident as well as talk confidently and make the audience think that you know what you're talking about. Am sure you'll 'knock 'em dead' - good luck

 

Hornetto,was wondering if you might start yer speech extolling the virtues of Mr Dyche ? but dont

suppose filling the first 20 seconds is of much help to you.

 

thanks BB, so much!

 

Naa, i don't have long and they're not a football crowd so they wouldn't really appreciate it...more's the pity...i could go on for hours about the wonder that is SD

 

I've been going on for hours wonderING who Mr Dyche is.

 

Good luck H, as if you'll need it you will have them captivated by your wit and repartee!

 

Blimey!! If there was a Creep Of The Month award......

 

No harm in being nice Nick, not that you would know anything about that would you

 

It's not great tbh, but there is nothing I can do about it. I am less worried if she is having the wolf on her shoulder as its hidden most of the time and I would not see it even when uncovered. I was worried she would end up looking like a tramp if she wasn't careful. I need to talk to her but now is not the best time unfortunately.

 

Dan, you need to speak up before it's too late she will understand if she doesn't then she is not the one for you You can only pass on advice whether people heed it is up to them!

 

I have mentioned to her, but now really is not the time for either of us. I am happy with the wrist and ankle ones it's just the arm I worry about really. It seems so butch and she isn't or at least the Kiri I met wasn't.

I will see if I can bring up the topic but there are more pressing matters to discuss.

 

I really am at a loss about all this body "art" stuff. You see all of these players running around with armfulls of the stuff, and they look as if they have just had to leave painting the kitchen to play, without having time to wash it off. Seems as if they have so much money they don't know what to do with it all.

It is strange, how out here, so many women have things drawn on them and enjoy showing them off. However the ones that dress well and look smart certainly don't go in for such things. Maybe it will just be a passing thing, but I have seen some ghastly "art" hanging over the frozen cabinets in the supermarket.

 

thank you Al! You're too kind mmmmwah!

 

I have some tattoos on my arms.