Tips / Bets The HIAG Not606 Bellend D’or Award 2021

I've retired him now

Can you unban me from the Rona thread as well please mate

 

2 days to go

Tied between Sucky n Peej

 

Was gonna bump it later today

you right

2 days

reminds me…need to pop over onto the Leeds board and see who’s winning on their Bellend thread

 

Some bloke called @wakeycentraloneleeds is winning the Golden ticket on their board as things stand

he is going to be our special guest at our Xmas awards

it could change they’ve got a few days of voting left yet

hope they’ve taken my advice and make the right choice

 

Wondering how Eldeman has got 4 votes. He seems pretty chilled to me.

Must be some crazed leftie or refugee ting.

 

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Some advice giver you are it's finished a three way split.

 

That's some pretty impressive stamina. I get tired after five minutes.

 

I've usually finished after 2 minutes. Are you doing it twice?

 

Nah, counting foreplay as part of the five minutes, and taking a piss first as foreplay.

 

What's foreplay?

 

Several different definitions:

It's when you play with your foreskin .

It's Coldplay's new album full of golfing songs
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It's what you do before having sex... Y'know, spinning your willy around like a helicopter to impress the lady.

 

U wot?

 

Here ya go...

 

I've voted for me for you

 

I’ll have to vote for all the others now too.

 

Vote for me please! I've never won a thing in my ****ing life

 

You’ll win the Champions League in three years

 

Oh yeah I almost forgot.