The Hate Thread

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I hate that bit of crap you get in the side of your eye after a sleep.
 
Am I the only one who doesn't hate MacDonald's gherkins?

Nope, I love 'em.

They'd be just ordinary gherkins, as far as I know. I expect MacDonald's buy them in. It means that there is at least one food item on their menu that they don't screw up.

Buy a jar of gherkins from a supermarket. They'll be cheaper and probably better in any case.
 
I hate calories. Was standing in a queue in Marks café and noticed that one slice of carrot cake was 850 calories...that's nearly half a daily allowance for a woman. How can that be right, when cabbage has hardly any. I think women should be allowed more calories than men not less, because we have greater need for chocolate.
 
Gotta be a pretty big slice of carrot cake. That or a rather unhealthy one. Bet you could make a less calorific one yourself at home.
 
I hate calories. Was standing in a queue in Marks café and noticed that one slice of carrot cake was 850 calories...that's nearly half a daily allowance for a woman. How can that be right, when cabbage has hardly any. I think women should be allowed more calories than men not less, because we have greater need for chocolate.

This is true. When I'm losing the argument and my back's against the wall, I quickly break off a couple of chunks of Galaxy and throw them at her. Her interest is thus averted elsewhere.....