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Made a Labour peer after years of turning up on TV with a face like a smacked arse.

Seems her wannabe architect of a son ran into a little trouble with some honkies and surprisingly came out worse in the ensuing knife tussle. Pigs weren't that bothered, rumours at the time that young Steve was a bit of a c.unt and stuck his nose and/or dick where it shouldn't belong, possibly drugs, possibly schtupping white womens. Pigs f.ucked up the investigation, Mrs Lawrence then went on a national tour of TV and radio stations insisting the Police were institutionally racist (yes, this is where that all started).

Got paid compo, "earned" cash on chat circuit plus getting a wedge from the Lords. Does not stop banging on about how sh.it Britain is because it hates black folks. Her husband f.ucked off back to Jamaica.
That's who she is,ta.
 
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Paul Hollywood has apologised to The Great British Bake Off fans after he made an ‘insensitive’ joke about diabetes. The TV chef upset some viewers after suggesting that one contestant’s Chelsea Buns looked like ‘diabetes on a plate’.

One appalled fan wrote on social media: ‘Anyone else shocked at Paul Hollywood’s “diabetes on a plate” comment when discussing a dessert on tonight’s episode of GBBO? ‘I feel like this kind of stuff just reinforces uneducated and frankly stupid ideas and questions about diabetes, for example, “did you get it cos you eat too much cake?” and my personal favourite, “if you ate this Mars bar, would you die?”‘

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/23/paul...wers-over-insensitive-diabetes-joke-10971463/

I'm amazed they managed to Tweet between mouthfuls of Victoria sponge tbh.

Keep an eye out for these fat c.unts, on your TV screens soon in a BBC2 series

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0009tvl

I don't think I will be able to bring myself to watch these twats sitting there feeling sorry for themselves, blaming EVERYONE except themselves for being morbidly obese and at the same time insisting that society not only accepts them for who they are but goes out of its way to accommodate their chubby arses.

You will expect to hear some or all of the following, try playing along with Fat C.unt Bingo, you get a point for every one of these you spot

1) it is my genes/DNA, it's not my fault
2) schools never educated us or our parents on the harm food can do, it's not my fault
3) society makes allowances for pooves, grannies, darkies and flids so why not fatties? It's not my fault
4) I've got a dodgy thyroid, it's not my fault
5) I am just big boned, it's not my fault
6) I would go to the gym but there is a stigma about fat people exercising, it's not my fault
7) they put too much sugar and fat in the food I like to eat, it's not my fault
8) fashion, TV and films don't show fatties in a positive way, it's not my fault
9) portion sizes are too big, it's not my fault
10) portion sizes are too small so I have to order lots of them, it's not my fault
11) I've got a naturally slow metabolism, it's not my fault
12) I'm a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) and loads of men fancy me, if they don't then they have a problem and it's not my fault
13) there aren't any healthy choices on menus so all I can eat is chips, it's no my fault
14) being so fat means my bones are weak so even if I wanted to I can't get fit, it's not my fault
15) Waaaahhh boohoo waaaahhhhh I'm so f.ucked up I just want to kill myself! Waaahhh boohoo waaaahhhhh (oooh, cake nom nom nom nom), it's not my fault
 
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Paul Hollywood has apologised to The Great British Bake Off fans after he made an ‘insensitive’ joke about diabetes. The TV chef upset some viewers after suggesting that one contestant’s Chelsea Buns looked like ‘diabetes on a plate’.

One appalled fan wrote on social media: ‘Anyone else shocked at Paul Hollywood’s “diabetes on a plate” comment when discussing a dessert on tonight’s episode of GBBO? ‘I feel like this kind of stuff just reinforces uneducated and frankly stupid ideas and questions about diabetes, for example, “did you get it cos you eat too much cake?” and my personal favourite, “if you ate this Mars bar, would you die?”‘

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/23/paul...wers-over-insensitive-diabetes-joke-10971463/

I'm amazed they managed to Tweet between mouthfuls of Victoria sponge tbh.

Keep an eye out for these fat c.unts, on your TV screens soon in a BBC2 series

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0009tvl

I don't think I will be able to bring myself to watch these twats sitting there feeling sorry for themselves, blaming EVERYONE except themselves for being morbidly obese and at the same time insisting that society not only accepts them for who they are but goes out of its way to accommodate their chubby arses.

You will expect to hear some or all of the following, try playing along with Fat C.unt Bingo, you get a point for every one of these you spot

1) it is my genes/DNA, it's not my fault
2) schools never educated us or our parents on the harm food can do, it's not my fault
3) society makes allowances for pooves, grannies, darkies and flids so why not fatties? It's not my fault
4) I've got a dodgy thyroid, it's not my fault
5) I am just big boned, it's not my fault
6) I would go to the gym but there is a stigma about fat people exercising, it's not my fault
7) they put too much sugar and fat in the food I like to eat, it's not my fault
8) fashion, TV and films don't show fatties in a positive way, it's not my fault
9) portion sizes are too big, it's not my fault
10) portion sizes are too small so I have to order lots of them, it's not my fault
11) I've got a naturally slow metabolism, it's not my fault
12) I'm a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) and loads of men fancy me, if they don't then they have a problem and it's not my fault
13) there aren't any healthy choices on menus so all I can eat is chips, it's no my fault
14) being so fat means my bones are weak so even if I wanted to I can't get fit, it's not my fault
15) Waaaahhh boohoo waaaahhhhh I'm so f.ucked up I just want to kill myself! Waaahhh boohoo waaaahhhhh (oooh, cake nom nom nom nom), it's not my fault

^^^^^ <doh>
 
Nup. **** still keeps falling.

Two questions:

1. How long is the video really?
2. How ****in high is that building!

Am suspecting av been duped with fake news.

Answer to Q2:

1368ft or 416m approximately.

You’re welcome
 
Read about this twat when I was off

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GOOD MORNING BRITAIN welcomed Sir Michael Wilshaw and millennial Freddie Bentley to the show today to debate whether children should be taught more about World War II in schools. However, viewers watching at home weren’t too pleased with the latter claiming teachings were affecting mental health.
Bentley began: “It was a hard situation World War II, however, I will stand by the point it’s educational in a way [but] there are so many problems going on in the world.”
Arguing issues such as Brexit and Climate Change were more worthy subjects to focus on, the reality star said schools should “let go of it a little bit,” After putting across the fact 50 million people died as a result of the World War, Bentley suggested learning about death was bad for children’s mental health.

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/t...th-millennials-fury-Sir-Michael-Wilshaw-video


"Don't tell me about anything in History, it could be sad and I might cry!"

C.unt.
 
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Paul Hollywood has apologised to The Great British Bake Off fans after he made an ‘insensitive’ joke about diabetes. The TV chef upset some viewers after suggesting that one contestant’s Chelsea Buns looked like ‘diabetes on a plate’.

One appalled fan wrote on social media: ‘Anyone else shocked at Paul Hollywood’s “diabetes on a plate” comment when discussing a dessert on tonight’s episode of GBBO? ‘I feel like this kind of stuff just reinforces uneducated and frankly stupid ideas and questions about diabetes, for example, “did you get it cos you eat too much cake?” and my personal favourite, “if you ate this Mars bar, would you die?”‘

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/23/paul...wers-over-insensitive-diabetes-joke-10971463/

I'm amazed they managed to Tweet between mouthfuls of Victoria sponge tbh.

Keep an eye out for these fat c.unts, on your TV screens soon in a BBC2 series

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0009tvl

I don't think I will be able to bring myself to watch these twats sitting there feeling sorry for themselves, blaming EVERYONE except themselves for being morbidly obese and at the same time insisting that society not only accepts them for who they are but goes out of its way to accommodate their chubby arses.

You will expect to hear some or all of the following, try playing along with Fat C.unt Bingo, you get a point for every one of these you spot

1) it is my genes/DNA, it's not my fault
2) schools never educated us or our parents on the harm food can do, it's not my fault
3) society makes allowances for pooves, grannies, darkies and flids so why not fatties? It's not my fault
4) I've got a dodgy thyroid, it's not my fault
5) I am just big boned, it's not my fault
6) I would go to the gym but there is a stigma about fat people exercising, it's not my fault
7) they put too much sugar and fat in the food I like to eat, it's not my fault
8) fashion, TV and films don't show fatties in a positive way, it's not my fault
9) portion sizes are too big, it's not my fault
10) portion sizes are too small so I have to order lots of them, it's not my fault
11) I've got a naturally slow metabolism, it's not my fault
12) I'm a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) and loads of men fancy me, if they don't then they have a problem and it's not my fault
13) there aren't any healthy choices on menus so all I can eat is chips, it's no my fault
14) being so fat means my bones are weak so even if I wanted to I can't get fit, it's not my fault
15) Waaaahhh boohoo waaaahhhhh I'm so f.ucked up I just want to kill myself! Waaahhh boohoo waaaahhhhh (oooh, cake nom nom nom nom), it's not my fault


If you ate a Mars Bar would you die? Please?