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And then there is this twat....


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https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/08/pictured-man-suing-parents-giving-birth-without-consent-8472407/

A man who is suing his parents for giving birth to him ‘without his consent’ has been pictured without his fake beard for the first time. Raphael Samuel, 27, compared having children to ‘kidnapping and slavery’ and said his parents created him for ‘their joy and their pleasure’ when he spoke out this week. The self-titled ‘anti-natalist’ believes procreation is a ‘supreme act of evil’ and that life which has not given its consent to live should not be brought into the world.

He is joined in his beliefs by Pratima Naik, 26, from Bengaluru, who is at the forefront of the anti-natalist movement and also committed to never having children. ‘We don’t want to impose our beliefs on anyone, but more people need to consider why having a child in the world right now isn’t right,’ he said.

I didn't have kids for my own entertainment, I wanted an insurance policy in case my kidneys packed up [HASHTAG]#perfectdonormatch[/HASHTAG]
 
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And then there is this twat....


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https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/08/pictured-man-suing-parents-giving-birth-without-consent-8472407/

A man who is suing his parents for giving birth to him ‘without his consent’ has been pictured without his fake beard for the first time. Raphael Samuel, 27, compared having children to ‘kidnapping and slavery’ and said his parents created him for ‘their joy and their pleasure’ when he spoke out this week. The self-titled ‘anti-natalist’ believes procreation is a ‘supreme act of evil’ and that life which has not given its consent to live should not be brought into the world.

He is joined in his beliefs by Pratima Naik, 26, from Bengaluru, who is at the forefront of the anti-natalist movement and also committed to never having children. ‘We don’t want to impose our beliefs on anyone, but more people need to consider why having a child in the world right now isn’t right,’ he said.

I didn't have kids for my own entertainment, I wanted an insurance policy in case my kidneys packed up [HASHTAG]#perfectdonormatch[/HASHTAG]
The C.M.S ^^

Rofl
 
I was in a Starbucks patiently waiting in the queue when a gentleman of ethnicity was handed his beverage by an Oriental/Asian server who said it was his white coffee. Terry kicked off and said it wasn't his drink because he'd ordered a coffee with milk, clearly this was beyond the vocabulary of the server who nudged the cup forward again and said, "this is a white coffee, it has milk in it" Terry ranted on that it wasn't what he asked for and wanted a coffee with milk and not a white coffee. He then looked at me and asked what I was staring at "You" was my reply as this was no ordinary stabby type of Terry but some escapee from Broadmoor who was clearly off his rocker. The manager made him another drink and gave it to him stating it was a coffee with milk, he went back out onto the Euston Road mumbling to himself. I got an apology from the manager and my skinny gingerbread latte for free.

As pointless as this is it is true, it would be a bit of a sh.it anecdote to make up.


^^^yeah, this happened <laugh>
 
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Shamima Begum: Ex-Bethnal Green schoolgirl who joined IS 'wants to come home'
"I'm not the same silly little 15-year-old schoolgirl who ran away from Bethnal Green four years ago," she told Mr Loyd.
"I don't regret coming here."


She should be welcomed with open arms.
 
Shamima Begum: Ex-Bethnal Green schoolgirl who joined IS 'wants to come home'
"I'm not the same silly little 15-year-old schoolgirl who ran away from Bethnal Green four years ago," she told Mr Loyd.
"I don't regret coming here."


She should be welcomed with open arms.

She should be banned from coming back and left over there to heard goats.
 
Shamima Begum: Ex-Bethnal Green schoolgirl who joined IS 'wants to come home'
"I'm not the same silly little 15-year-old schoolgirl who ran away from Bethnal Green four years ago," she told Mr Loyd.
"I don't regret coming here."


She should be welcomed with open arms.

Has she committed a crime? That’s the question.
 
Dear Diary,
Arrived in Damascus with my mates Kadz and Amz and it is totes amazeballs here with fit young men looking for a wife. Got hooked up with Mohammad, Kadz is with Mohammed and Amz got hold of Mohammud and we are all getting married in the morning. Even though we are being transported to a military camp out in the desert it sure beats that sh.ithole Bethnal Green lolz!

Dear Diary,
16 and up the stick, Mohammad loves it when I talk 'foreign' to him, gets him right in the mood and it's about the only thing he puts his AK47 down for. During the day I have to wear the full niqab with only my eyes showing but when Mo wants to lay some pipe at home it is the total opposite and I am starkers apart from a scarf over my eyes. Mo says it reminds him of raping Syrian refugees when I am blindfolded, he's such a card!

Dear Diary,
Would you believe it? 17 and up the junction again! At least little Mohammad Jnr will have someone to play with while I load bullets into the magazines for the soldiers. Been ages since I had KFC, I really miss popcorn chicken. Still, Allah will provide so when the caliphate takes over the world we can have a chicken shop on every corner. Halal of course!! Lolzy!

Dear Diary,
That bastard Assad just bombed the camp, Mo Jnr and his brother Dave got blown up. I'll have to do the dirty camel with Big Mo again and knock out another sprog or else they'll have me walking through he bus stop with the TNT waistcoat.

Dear Diary,
Knocked up again but no sign of that loser Big Mo, they say he has been captured by Syrian forces but I think he's just buggered off as he doesn't fancy me any more, he said my minge looked like a punched moussaka. Still, there has been some nosey fecker from The Times sniffing around so I'm thinking of giving him the old boo-hoo routine and see if I can sneak back to Blighty so that Mo Jnr Jnr can get a British passport and we can get a Council flat next to Mum and Dad. Say hello to Bethnal Green again, what a life!
 
Dear Diary,
Arrived in Damascus with my mates Kadz and Amz and it is totes amazeballs here with fit young men looking for a wife. Got hooked up with Mohammad, Kadz is with Mohammed and Amz got hold of Mohammud and we are all getting married in the morning. Even though we are being transported to a military camp out in the desert it sure beats that sh.ithole Bethnal Green lolz!

Dear Diary,
16 and up the stick, Mohammad loves it when I talk 'foreign' to him, gets him right in the mood and it's about the only thing he puts his AK47 down for. During the day I have to wear the full niqab with only my eyes showing but when Mo wants to lay some pipe at home it is the total opposite and I am starkers apart from a scarf over my eyes. Mo says it reminds him of raping Syrian refugees when I am blindfolded, he's such a card!

Dear Diary,
Would you believe it? 17 and up the junction again! At least little Mohammad Jnr will have someone to play with while I load bullets into the magazines for the soldiers. Been ages since I had KFC, I really miss popcorn chicken. Still, Allah will provide so when the caliphate takes over the world we can have a chicken shop on every corner. Halal of course!! Lolzy!

Dear Diary,
That bastard Assad just bombed the camp, Mo Jnr and his brother Dave got blown up. I'll have to do the dirty camel with Big Mo again and knock out another sprog or else they'll have me walking through he bus stop with the TNT waistcoat.

Dear Diary,
Knocked up again but no sign of that loser Big Mo, they say he has been captured by Syrian forces but I think he's just buggered off as he doesn't fancy me any more, he said my minge looked like a punched moussaka. Still, there has been some nosey fecker from The Times sniffing around so I'm thinking of giving him the old boo-hoo routine and see if I can sneak back to Blighty so that Mo Jnr Jnr can get a British passport and we can get a Council flat next to Mum and Dad. Say hello to Bethnal Green again, what a life!


<laugh>