The handcart to hell is still on target

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49781137

Cheeky bastards.

 

Equal employment rights but not when it's in their favour ...

 

Do trans ladies get the same treatment?

I could use a duvet day

 

Who would want to be an Iranian just now, ****s are casualties waiting to happen.

#herecomesthebombsofdemocracy

 

Can't see it happening. They will probably just kill a few Iranian-backed rebels in Yemen.

 

Oooft!

It's done and dusted mate. Iran is the next on the list. Has always been.

Tehran carpet bombing Is as inevitable as Mindy Mindying tbh.

 

You mean Saudi Arabia will bomb them or the yanks? Or both?

 

Is there a difference?

 

Haha fair point. Well if they do bomb them, I wouldn't fancy being in Dubai as that will no doubt get caught up in the crossfire!

 

Guy thinks women can't be barbers.
Woman goes batshit crazy
https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/new...-news/barbers-sexist-refuses-hair-cut-3348127

 

Which is exactly why women are not barbers. They can't take rejection. A real barber would have asked if he wanted the usual instead of crying to his boss and going to some tinpot local rag.

@Fabulous Fabio to confirm

 

The barbers was called Mr Ian.

But the barbers were three fat women.

I think the guy has just cause and should take this to court.

 

I have a question. My fat, black bitch of a wife is saying she gets Amazon Video for free on her iPad. I am saying it will only be a free trial, you ****. Who is correct? I mean who is correct about it being "free" or not, not the fact she is a ****. You guise

 

You are correct my good proddie mate.

FTP & Amazon Video

 

There used to be a bird at my local barbers, bit harsh looking but utterly pumpable. Did a nice line in cheap & thin leggings meaning you could almost see through them like tights. I didn't mind her doing my hair as she'd often to the boob knock into the side of the face or nipple rub across the shoulders. She was telling one customer that she'd had an accident involving broken glass and uttered the unforgettable phrase "I looked down and there was this big gash at the top of my leg"

Her haircutting prowess wasn't up to much though and she didn't last long.

I do recall being on a coach to Wolverhampton and somewhere around town there was a topless barbers. This was about 25 years ago so may not be a thing now.

 

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/25/fitness-industry-overwhelmingly-white-needs-change-10799039/

Our good friends at The Metro do like to give a platform for the snowflake unicorn generation and this article is pure class. Apparently going to the gym is racist because there are more honkies than darkies.

Gym memberships in the UK grew by 4.7% to 10.4 million this year, according to an annual industry report. Fitness is a £5bn industry, and with more people seeking a social experience from their workouts, boutique classes are flourishing. So how can an industry that is growing year-on-year, and making so much money, get away with such a stark lack of diversity? And why is this problem being perpetuated?

She then bangs on about the high cost of spin classes and yoga saying that because ethnic minorities are poor they can't afford to attend meaning only white well off people go and if she coughs up the cash to do a spin class she's outnumbered.

So there you have it. Being fit is racist.

 

^ ^ ^

This is exact;y why I refuse to join a Gym. Places are full of racist bigoted SCUM.

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The answer to knife crime? , ban pointy cutlery .

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...proof-kitchen-knife-launced-bid-combat-knife/


In a letter to ministers, they say re-designing domestic knives to give them rounded ends would combat knife crime by making “life-threatening” injuries “far less likely.”

They say sharp knife points were only used historically to pick up food because forks had not been invented and it was a time when they could be carried openly.

Sharp points remain only as an anachronistic hangover from 18th century Britain during which forks became commonplace.



Thanks Leroy no I have to eat a steak with a spork

 

World Athletics Championships
IAAF to drop ‘fastest loser’ at world championships after complaints
• Phrase will be replaced by ‘fastest non-automatic qualifier’
• Concern that term might devalue athletes’ achievements
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/sep/26/iaaf-drop-fastest-loser-world-championships

ffs they'll be giving everyone a medal next

 

The OK hand sign has been added to a list of hate symbols.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-49837898

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