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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 23, 2017.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :huh:
     
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    Gambol, Jul 25, 2018
  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I knew her career had ended, I heard she was washed up.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 25, 2018
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    So bad it's good

    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 25, 2018
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure that was a pub quiz question.
    Q) What wood doesn't float?
    A) Natalie
     
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    GroveRanger, Jul 26, 2018
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me
    Q)What would you call a dog with with wings?
    A)Linda McCartney
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 26, 2018
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    One from the vaults

    Q) When is a door not a door?
    A) When it is ajar

    Q) When is Diana Dors not Diana Dors?
    A) When she is Diana Cancer

    I doubt even Frankie Boyle would do a bad taste gag like that these days.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jul 26, 2018
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Saw him the other night hosting Live at the Apollo,it was an old one but still funny.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 26, 2018
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    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    **** up
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Jul 26, 2018
  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    When he gets on a plane he's Walken in the air.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jul 26, 2018
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** you, vpark bhoy. Just cos ye live in the toon disny make ye any better than yer scum roots.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No. He's sitting. Sometimes he may walk about the passenger cabin.

    Only the paedo Snowman and the little boy can go walking in the air. There's a song to prove it too.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 26, 2018
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    Moses Well-Known Member

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  13. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Strange Nipples ST, Jul 28, 2018
  14. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Ballet is ****ing unforgiving man. Scottish football is riddled by failed dancers who turned to fitbaw instead; Terry Hurlock, Doug Rougvie, Bobo Balde, The Browns (John and Scott), Ian Ferguson, Roy Aitken, Graeme Souness are just the tip of the iceberg. I think they were more lighter fluid than gender fluid though.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Actual questions on Family Fortunes.

    Q: Name a dangerous race
    A: The Arabs

    Q: Name a bird with a long neck
    A: Naomi Campbell
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 28, 2018
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  16. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Both absolutely correct to be fair.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You are man who is always fair Drew, in love and war iirc.
     
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    Britain's first official transgender student officer suspended over claims she posted explicit photographs of a person flashing in a train carriage and public park to her online blog

    • Britain's first official ‘transgender students’ officer’ has been suspended over allegations that she posted explicit photographs on a blog called 'Exhibitioinizm'
    • Jess Bradley's images show an individual flashing while sitting in a train carriage
    • Her law firm sought to prevent the publication of the story on privacy grounds


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    The ****ing state of that <laugh>
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Jul 30, 2018
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  19. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Ugly man who can't get a burd or even a Gay? Try being a tranny and tell everyone you are a Unicorn.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jul 30, 2018
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Cock or minge flashed ?

    Cock give the dirty bastard the jail
    Minge what a brave strong woman not afraid to tear down social constraints, she must be an artist or social activist.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jul 30, 2018
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