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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Cheers.
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

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    Stop replying then
     
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    Seen and not
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *knot
     
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    *gnot
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  8. GroveRanger

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    balloon knot?
     
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    Teenager who fled the Empire to join the forces of Khorne the Blood God says she regrets her decision and ‘just wants to come home’

    A 15-year-old who ran away to join a Chaos cult has spoken of her ‘terrible regret’ and says she just wants to come home and serve the Emperor, we can report.

    The girl, who cannot be named for legal reasons, fled her family home to join the genocidal death cult in the belief that the forces of Khorne were being unfairly persecuted – only to discover that she had been mislead by the lies of Angron. “I thought it would all be frolicing in Slaaneshi abandon, but it turned out that engaging with the forces of the archenemy is much darker,” she said in an interview with the Daily Emperorgraph.

    “The forces of Khorne were actually quite horrid and didn’t offer the freedom that I’d hoped for. It was all skulls this and skulls that and after a while I began to wonder if they might be the baddies after all.” Whilst seeking permission to return to the Empire the girl has now taken refuge in Comorragh, which she says is ‘not much better’. The Imperial Inquisition are understood to be considering her request but are unlikely to grant it, pointing out that Kharn the Betrayer’s name was a dead giveaway in the first place.

    “Nobody can say they don’t know what the World Eaters are like, just from looking at reports on the Imperial net,” said inquisitor Simon Williams. “They put bolts in your skull and behead people. It’s not like they make any secret about it.

    “I appreciate that can seem exciting and romantic when you’re young, but the reality is if you want short-lived excitement the Imperial Guard is for you.”
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

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    Mad Dog McCafferty was let back in...
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

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    Not accurate. Australia forcefully deported him so he had to return to the UK as it is against international law to make an individual stateless. He had to leave Oz, and we had to take him.

    Unity Mitford may have been a better call, but not really.
     
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  14. Mind The Duck

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    Aren't we trying to make this burd Stateless?

    Wasn't Mad Dog in fact more dangerous than her?
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

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    Nobody has made her stateless, she's simply stuck in Syria with no way of leaving without help.

    If she could make it to the Turkish border, and If she still has her passport or can convince the border guards to let her cross into Turkey, then her family can pay for her to fly to the UK. There's nothing stopping her basically as long as she can cadge a lift to Turkey.
     
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    This is a fascinating insight into the fame industry using the Jessie Smollet homophobic/racist attack case:

    Joe Budden tells it like it is. Well worth a watch.

     
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    Nicola Pullover?

    I think you've just had the wool pulled over your eyes yet again.
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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    Baaaaaa!!!
     
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    Baa Black sheep?
     
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