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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 23, 2017.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    This morally offends me.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 20, 2018
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I find your indignation offensive.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 20, 2018
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    You should get a Christmas jumper, it might cheer you up.
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 20, 2018
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Morally?
     
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    Gambol, Dec 20, 2018
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Bah humbug
     
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    Gambol, Dec 20, 2018
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Unequivocally
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 20, 2018
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    DevAdvocate, Dec 20, 2018
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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Why would anyone lay claim to "inventing" something so utter **** in the first place?

    Sums up the ridiculousness of the human race these days.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Dec 20, 2018
  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The usual reason Drew, because there could be money in it for them. ****ing arseholes.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 20, 2018
  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    The only invention worth bothering about is the ice cream scoop.
     
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    monacoger, Dec 22, 2018
  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And the thermos flask.

    It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold... but how does it know?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 22, 2018
  12. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    The newly developed intelligent ice cream "speaks" to the thermos. The ice cream has periods too.
     
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    Moses, Dec 23, 2018
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  13. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Strange Nipples ST, Jan 9, 2019
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  14. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Hold a door open you are a sexist chauvinistic pig, fail to open the door and you are a-hole. Wine and dine a lady and you are an anachronistic old fart, expect her to go Dutch and you are a cheapskate. Do an Aldo when she doesn't put your dinner on the table on time and you are a monster, fail to pound her like burger meat every night and you are a pathetic wimp.

    Whatever us chaps do makes us c.unts in some burds eyes apart from making fish fingers which is Birds Eyes.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jan 9, 2019
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  15. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    #metoo.

    What a pile of **** that is. Quite happy to get shafted left, right and centre to further their careers and then are up in arms about it 30 years later when there is a buck to be had.

    ****ing whores the lot of them.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jan 9, 2019
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  16. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 9, 2019
  17. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Women's football:

     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Jan 9, 2019
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  18. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Useless ****ing fannies <laugh>
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jan 9, 2019
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  19. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    And then there is this twat

    https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/09/vega...ken-pizza-hut-toppings-contined-milk-8324474/
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    A man who is new to being a vegan has hit out in the strongest possible terms after he discovered Pizza Hut’s ice cream and toppings were not vegan. Kori Paul Swabey, 23, was left ‘appalled, outraged and heartbroken’ that the chain’s Unlimited Ice Cream Factory used milk. However, he was left horrified and shaken to the core when he went to help himself and saw milk listed as an ingredient on the bottles. Kori’s ordeal happened on Saturday in Plymouth.

    What a fanny. It's f.ucking ice cream you vegan snowflake unicorn molester. Shaken to the core? Shaken as a baby might have helped.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jan 10, 2019
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A face you'd love to punch.

    Kori as well.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 10, 2019
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