The handcart to hell is still on target

I would ask for a refund if that's what they call 'gender reassignment surgery'

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46466408

A US rapper has taken legal action against the creators of popular video game Fortnite, claiming it uses a dance move he created without his permission.

Rapper 2 Milly - aka Terrence Ferguson - says the Milly Rock dance he created in 2011 is recreated in Fortnite as an "emote" called Swipe It.

"Emotes" are upgrades players can buy to personalise their online avatars.

In a lawsuit filed on Wednesday 2 Milly accuses Fortnite developer Epic Games of "unauthorised misappropriation".

 

Terrence

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Quite a popular name for nig nogs.

 

He's onto a loser, you can't claim copyright on a dance move.

 

Yes, but as Nick Berry once warbled......."Every Loser Wins"

 

Choon.

 

Wimmin whining about stuff again...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-46446429

 

"My drink was spiked" = "I got so pissed last night I can't remember anything but I woke up with some ugly bloke so I'm going to cry rape"

 

Not even this one?

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Corey told BBC Scotland she went out to a club to meet friends but while she was getting her first drink they decided to leave.

The 18-year-old was sitting alone checking her phone when she believes her drink was spiked


Her pals ditched her cause she's obviously a drunken ****

 

Yup, no denying them facts.

 

Did you see her on the news? She was talking as if she'd just survived 4 years in Belsen.

 

Wimmin ffs, playing the innocent, woe betide me card ffs.

Still could have been worse, imagine if she had been a darkie spastic and a transgender to boot, oh hang on it wouldn't work if she used to be a man and always knew she wanted to be a woman, acoording to ****ing women anyway.

Just stick with a darkie spastic then, to be on the safe side.

That's the way the world operates these days it seems.

 

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/06/students-wants-get-rid-faggot-fairytale-new-york-8215553/

A student wants to remove the word ‘faggot’ from classic Christmas song Fairytale of New York because it’s a ‘homophobic slur’. Thomas Haynes wrote an article for student newspaper The Tab and said the lyric from the festive favourite was as ‘bad as using the N-word’. The publication’s assistant editor insisted people should stop singing the line ‘you cheap lousy faggot’ and there are a growing number of people who support his position.

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Words can't describe how much I detest Fairytale of New York and if it never aired again I'd be a happier man but who the f.uckety f.uck do the fudge packers think they are to demand the word faggot is removed? It's the same as the N-word? Hardly.

And all this f.ucking "Dear straight people" is getting on my moobs, better if they said "Dear normal people" just to be clear.

 

It's a great choon ya noncey **** ...

 

'Apocalyptic' scenes in Glasgow Asda as shoppers fight over reduced food section

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Scum make Glasgow.

 

Is that Pud bending over in the middle photo?

 

He spotted a six pack of jam doughnuts reduced to 30p and pushed an old granny out the way to get to them.

 

The "choon" itself is quite lovely and has a certain melancholic and evocative Christmas charm however it's ruined by McGowan and MacColl. He's a pissed-up paddy drooling his way through the song and she couldn't hit a major note with a banjo. If you need any further proof I suggest listening to anything by the Pogues or her dreadful version of The Kinks' song Days. She only got a career because she was schtupping U2's producer.