Match Day Thread The Guaranteed 3 Points Man City Match Thread Of Almost Quite Plausible Inevitability

What the **** is going on? Howay, there's no excuse for this!

Is Aguero going to be the first player in PL history to score a double hattrick?

 

He's my ff captain though

 

Thank god Sunderland have just concede an equalizer and had a man sent off. Pray for West Ham to win.

 

Sometimes you just have to take your hat off and admire how utterly ****ing brilliant a player is. It's not always somebody's fault that they're up against him.

 

Aguerro off /Gouf off with 30 minutes to play....game on!

 

See Sissoko's bottling it. False injury!

Totally. So in my head it's 1-1, with 25 mins to go. The bit with Aguero in the middle doesn't count.

 

I turned off at 2-1 knowing the inevitable was coming... Have we actually done anything wrong, or was Aguero just on one today?!

 

Both ...we were shambolic at the back too... but....Aguero

 

feels sorry for you

 

Nah, I think it's one of those where we're obviously understaffed again in terms of quality - Colo's not good enough, Mbabu's not a left back, Anita's not a DM, and Gouffran's not a footballer. When that kind of shower has to rock up against a front 4 of De Bruyne, Sterling/Navas, Silva and Aguero, you're going to get beat, and probably quite heavily. Their defence is not great, but we've got no solidity at all. Our weak defence has no protection at all.

That said, if anyone is marking "Man City Away" with anything other than Nil Points, they want their head looking at. I think this could be good for us - think we hit rock bottom today; these games are not important, the derby could not be more important even though it's October. We'll be in a relegation fight, though, and the board will need to spend heavily on at least three in January.

 

Same made him it before this game to soften the blow of any situation like this!

 

What I said before about playing like this vs the Mackems... I've changed my mind

 

I know you boys are probably hurting right now, and contemplating an inevitable drop back down to the Championship, but you've got to admire £ity. Fair play to them, like; we gave them a lesson in football, last week, but they've come back to give you boys a right old hiding!

Fair play, eh, lads?

 

Until this point, the most hapless performance of all time in the premier league that I had seen, was Boro's humbling vs Arsenal... Was Steve in charge of that one?

 

Is the derby now do or die for either the club, or McLaren, or both? I mean, we're incredibly poor. Worst team in the league by an absolute country mile.

 

Oi thunderprat where have you gone? Enjoying the game, why dont you come back to our board and tell us all about it

 

Man City are the best team in the country, but when you have bottlers like Coloccini and Sissoko that just give up, then you are in trouble.

 

Ashley doesn't sack binmen, or the less qualified morons he hires as managers

 

We made them look like clowns.

 

He got banned as he knew this would happen