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The Great Wiping Debate

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Apr 6, 2011.

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How do you wipe?

  1. Standing

  2. Sitting

  3. Wiping is for wimps

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    No, it's purely functional. If you get a kick out of it, you're a sick ****.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Apr 7, 2011
  2. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Oh ****, that`s must be why my misses **** tasted of **** last night. I better give her some lessons on wiping<ok>
     
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    gas, Apr 7, 2011
  3. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

    Crouching Shola Hidden Talent Active Member

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    It's a swift lean to the left, a good wipe and a quick glance to see if it's a messy one or not.

    Also, don't forget after a brutal curry or
    Jalapeño laden pizza, to put toilet roll in the bog before the turd to avoid the inevitable pebble dashing of your arse cheeks from a liquid s*** splashback
     
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    Crouching Shola Hidden Talent, Aug 23, 2011
  4. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    i've got a fat bottom, so i can't reach around to wipe sitting down, i have to stand up.
     
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    Kyle?, Aug 23, 2011
  5. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Aug 23, 2011
  6. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    i take it you have never experienced the 'going down, opening the lips and finding bits of toilet roll'?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Aug 23, 2011

  7. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    no :bandit:
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Aug 23, 2011
  8. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    cheap toilet paper <ok>

    disntegrates and gets caught in the pubes <ok>

    disgusting really, hence i am an advocate for washing <ok>
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Aug 23, 2011
  9. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    hence i am an advocate for hot wax <ok>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Aug 23, 2011
  10. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    oh i too am an advocate of the shaven haven

    but you know how it is

    get it where/when you can
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Aug 23, 2011
  11. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I'm sorry, I've been out of the room for a while - had to have an enormous dump -no bloody toilet paper -had to use my hands - mess everywhere. - Now what have I missed ?
     
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    alwaysright, Aug 23, 2011
  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I do both. Sit at first then I slowly rise to a standing position. Once I know I wont make a mess of the my cheeks.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Aug 23, 2011
  13. Dave the Rave

    Dave the Rave Member

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    I dont wipe at all... I just stick a wee tube up me bum and fire away... no mess, plus I save money on Toilet Paper <ok>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Aug 23, 2011
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