Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

This is why we wanted a squad heavily balanced on one side.

 

Good.

We move forward sensei

 

Get Nunez and Elliot plus 100m for him.

 

Nunez deal failed because he missed where to sign his name.

 

Haha. We've got to do something quick. I get the Nunez thing but I've just got a feeling he'd do well for us. Plus we'd also have a sh*t ton of cash to continue to bolster the squad.

 

It'll be interesting to see who gets the blame for this window if it ends badly.

 

I agree. He’s a work horse and would suit our style. I said earlier in the window 100m plus Nunez and we are able to spend elsewhere.

Isak is a special player but he’s worth £150
Plus addons.

 

That’s the good thing here, we have enough piss in this place to wash the **** away

 

That useless tw*t Mitchell has a lot to answer for, all of the turmoil at the mo goes back to this incompetant clown being appointed. As for Isak, he is a complete c*nt for the timing of all this. He has sh*t the bed and can f*ck right off for me, especially seeing how he has to have his game time managed because of his persistent groin/thigh injuries. I wish Eddie Howe would stop telling porkies to the fans anarl, "Isak loves it here and is very happy" indeedy!
There......
Rant over!

 

For all the **** he gets he's a handfull of a player, the amount of one on one's he missed for us tho... He's gotta go.

 

All assuming the reports are true and that he is actually pushing for a move.

 

I knew Howe was lieing because he looked constipated when he was saying it.

 

Maybe he was just constipated?

 

The fans would love him and I think the coaching team would work well with him. We should also get them to throw in Konate too actually tho. We've got all the cards so we've got to play the hand we've got here.

 

Luckily we have Murphy to give him 200+ assists so he can score 10 goals.

 

Tonali will be next

 

Wanna bet?

 

Nailed on all our best players will be wanting out now mate.