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Wtf is this weird **** with Sammy the skiver.. Giving debut advice... Now it's agent will..

Ffs just do an interview

 

Yeah **** little sammy the sciver - after a 8 week signing process we get a 10 year old doing the signing announcement? Ffs man!

 

It's the weirdest thing ever... Let's celebrate kids playing truent

 

Was my thinking n all. Some ****ing Karen would start criticising it.

Alright girls?

 

Can't wait until we celebrate kids being able to spell

 

Wallah

 

Is the deal still off then?

 

He wants to buy into the DNA of the cub. Now being the marketing genius that I am...... I sense a few people on here could help him spend his signing on fee by selling jars of piss to him

 

Plain to see

 

Just on the basis of how good i think they are then Mbuemo would have been my first choice, I'd put Elanga and Madueke joint second and I've not seen Kudus play to the ability lots of people (who know more about football than me) say he has so he'd be way out last for me.

 

Ekitike is actually after some dna

 

I'd put Elanga just ahead of Madueke, purely based on seeing various videos of his training workouts and how hard he seems to work, vs lots of speculation that Madueke is lazy and has a poor work ethic.

 

Ah yeah but I’m of the assumption Trafford is done.

 

I read that during the lockdown Elanga worked on his weaker foot and that is why he's now rated on both feet. Now think back to our players under Bruce who took the piss.

 

You know what mate, if this deal happened and we kept Isak and pisses the scousers off then sign me up. Still think the lads a prick and his agent is a bellend.

 

Fair enough but I just think psg came in and that was his preference. He's probably not coming though.

 

Yeah I think his work ethic is why he fits us better (on and off the pitch) but Madueke is someone I've been a fan of for a number of year (I put him down as a player we should sign when we did a list when we were taken over a few years back now) and i think Madueke is probably more talented but at risk of not making the most of it. If he moves away from Chelsea to the right club I think we'll see him step up a level (Howe would have got more out of him and as much as I laugh at Arteta he will too).

Anyway, very happy with Elanga. Splitting hairs here, they're all huge upgrades to our first team.

 

Yeah that's what I mean. There are a load of vids on social media of him training on his own - on strength, speed, flexibility, etc. and it is true elite athlete stuff. I mean, I k ow they are all 'meant' to be, but he genuinely looks the biz.