Transfer Rumours The Great Summer Splurge Transfer Window

Are they actually better though?

 

Murphy had better stats than him ffs

 

Murphy had better stats this season than most wingers in the Premier league tbf.

 

Ignore stats. Are they better?

 

Burnley just signed a new keeper for £5m

 

Villa are selling their women’s football team to comply with PSR.

 

Alright Mike Ashley calm down

 

I heard @Magdad was saving this weeks beer money in order to make an offer

 

I'll take that as a no then

 

Theyre at least comparable. Then there’s Bobb, Fofana, Bakayoko, Dibling.

 

A year ago I would have considered it, they lost their most sellable assets


And those would be Alisha Lehman’s left tit, right tit, left arse cheek and right arse cheek

 

All of whom we've been linked to yet it's Elanga EH wants.

Pretty sure that's that then

 

He “wanted” Elanga last year, and Guehi. So there’s a gap somewhere mate.

 

So he's consistent.

 

Anything interesting happening?

 

This bottle of local wine going down very nicely.

 

But will it STAY down?

 

Only me drinking it. And you ain’t here to share it.

 

Are you two flirting?

Anyhoo let’s discuss Eddies transfer targets. Ahem.

 

Aye. Wants players, doesn’t get them.