The Great "Invent A Head-line For Klopp" Thread!

I would argue that there is always a need for someone like me on this type of forum - a well-heeled, debonair, sophisticated, astute and witty type - to keep the otherwise turgid football-talk, rolling along with a rakish smile and a roguish twinkle in the eye.

 

There is a need but you don't provide it.

 

My masturbating monkey jibe must have shot right over your head, G4E.

 

He has a small penis and Spurs are ****e?
Oops!

 

That's my world destroyed!

 

Sideshow HIAG takes the 'get slapped in the face by your own ineptitude and keep coming back for more' approach to wumming

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Actually your joke wasn't very funny the first time and didn't get better with you repeating it.
you are the not606 equivalent of David Baddiel on Dave, ie endlessly boring and repeatedly unfunny

sorry to burst your bubble - try posting about football mate

 

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Your apparent knowledge about his endowment is somewhat disturbing!..

 

Someone watched star wars recently

 

i did - do you want to know what happens

 

Nah I've seen it now, was pretty good imo

 

Yes I thought it was good and a throwback to the originals in its feel