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The great ****ing debate!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Barrie Lochrie, Nov 5, 2012.

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Your ****ing technique

Poll closed Nov 15, 2012.

  1. Standing up

    2 vote(s)
    13.3%

  2. Lying down

    7 vote(s)
    46.7%

  3. Upside down

    1 vote(s)
    6.7%

  4. a.n.other

    5 vote(s)
    33.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Aye, and it's a good way to get a scran at her **** .. gie it a wee clean before you do!
     
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    Null, Nov 5, 2012
  2. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    aye, and even worse, imagine a shower ride whilst your burds wearin a ross kemp mask

    thats probably my least ideal shag
     
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    User Deleted, Nov 5, 2012
  3. Null

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    Naw.. I'm good at it!
     
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    Null, Nov 5, 2012
  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Proud to say naw on this one! Caught pumping but no when i've been bashing one out.

    Ye Olde Danger ****, of being just about to cum and then hsouting "MUM" to see if you can bash it out before she gets to your room <ok>

    I was ace at them.
     
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    Patience, Nov 5, 2012
  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Smells of cum in here dear
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 5, 2012
  6. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    ****! trev is my office cleaner <yikes>
     
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    simon_bhoy, Nov 5, 2012
  7. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Anyone noticed how spunk smells identical to Brie??
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Nov 5, 2012
  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    <laugh>
     
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    Null, Nov 5, 2012
  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No and it doesn't taste like it either
     
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    monacoger, Nov 5, 2012
  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Either visit a doctor or change your cheesemonger.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Nov 5, 2012

  11. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Patience, Nov 5, 2012
  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>'
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Nov 5, 2012
  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    smells like chlorine / bleach
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 5, 2012
  14. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    My cum smells like a ****s fart
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, Nov 5, 2012
  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    std??
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Nov 5, 2012
  16. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    I like to do it lying down on my stomach, whilst holding my balls in the other hand for extra sensation <ok>
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Nov 5, 2012
  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Would it not be easier lying on your back, you ****ing weirdo?!
     
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    monacoger, Nov 5, 2012
  18. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Nope, I can't be ****ed to lift me neck up <ok>
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Nov 5, 2012
  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 5, 2012
  20. Kim Jong Il

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    I like to tie my belt round my neck and bash one out in the wardrobe with a carrot up my arse. <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Nov 5, 2012
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