The Great British BBQ 2019 Edition

Got a piece of granite coming tomoro to turn these two whisky crates into a coffee table. Got them in a house clearance date stamp is 1956 on them.

 

Coffee table for the garden?

 

Yeah.

 

Nice. I need to sort my garden out.

 

Been doing mine for the last two weeks. Bought a rattan corner sofa, a rattan cube table and chairs, weeded the garden, trimmed the Passion flower, dug the borders, got slate pebbles over them and that weird wooden mini picket fence around the borders to stop the puppy digging the borders up, moved the shed and now have space round the other side of the house for a sex pond (hot tub)

 

Is that a white shed I see?

 

No it’s a blue grey. The fence is a slightly different tone of grey. . Fenced the most part of my garden using cedar cladding they use on barn conversions.

 

Looks a good little set up you have there, the granite will look mint on the crates..

 

Cheers pal. Was my dad idea to use some granite.

 

A wise man he is..

 

Sparkly lights were the mrs idea.

 

Marinade done.

 

Mrs luv bought that gin aswell.

 

It’s like drinking pop.

 

Yeah I'm not fussed on it, will stick to my rum.

 

Belgian Beer for me !
BBQ s are good but I can never eat much at them

 

I like some of the blonde stuff but can't do the darker ones. #racist

 

Am off to pick up some granite, gas bottle and charcoal. Then booze. Debating buying some salad but no ****er ever eats it.

 

Buy some salad, you know some ****er will moan.

I just got back with the charcoal and some more cider.