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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. Dan

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    Did she take one of your ears off or something?
     
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  2. Joe!

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    Metaphorically, yes.... :(

    Nahh she was just really annoying.
     
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  3. Dan

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    So what you're saying is, a window opened for Selina or minx girl and you didn't take it?
     
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  4. Joe!

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    Yes, I suppose so. Minxy looked right through me though. She couldn't care less. Selina had the small problem of being invisible
     
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  5. Clem Fandango

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    Amstedam, what a city. A bit scary and confusing, but brilliant.
     
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  6. Joe!

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    Soo which Amsterdam are you seeing? The one with the excellent museums and architecture and scenery, or the one with the hookers and weed and sex museum? Or a bit of both?
     
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  10. Le Tissier's Laces

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  11. Joe!

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    I assume they'll still be able to make emergency calls as well, otherwise that could lead to some bad **** going down.

    If I were a parent I would not be using that app. I think it's an indication that you've failed as a parent if you're resorting to that.
     
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    That app is purely for helicopters.
     
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    On a different note, Tim Vine has won 'Joke of the Year' at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2014.


    Joke of the Year - 2014: "I decided to sell my Hoover... well it was just collecting dust."
     
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    He often gets in the top 5 with that rat-at-tat style which used to be Tommy Cooper's forte. Funny bloke - seen him live a couple of times. Better than his brother :)
     
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    I walked into a shop . Some bloke threw a pint of Milk , a block of cheese and 6 eggs at me . How
    Dairy !!!
     
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    Some bloke is running around stabbing people with 2 knitting needles . Police think he is following a pattern..........
     
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    There was an RAC man sitting by the road crying . I think he was heading for a break down........
     
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  20. Le Tissier's Laces

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    I know it's really irritating being asked to do this kind of thing, but it's more annoying that it's now seen as important - anyhow, it would REALLY help out if you could give us a 'heart' on HypeMachine for Fable's new song - just go here, click the heart (it's also a really good outlet for finding new music by the way) -

    http://hypem.com/track/264qg/Fable+-+Stranger+In+My+Head
     
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