Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

Can we get back to talking about Jennifer Lawrence? Even though it was me talking about Jennifer Lawrence, it's always a pretty important discussion.

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Have to admit, I don't find her attractive at all as it happens.

I know. Bannable offence, right?

 

Perhaps we should have counselled Lallana/Lovren

 

Just a sign of your age, old man.

 

She's really hot, but I think she gets overhyped and my hipster mode kicks in.

 

Well her tits look good pushed up in that swimsuit. Does that make me young and hip

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Well the only way you could be convinced otherwise is by actually meeting her. She would not meet your expectations. If I'd known her for two weeks I might think the same as you but I've known her for three years and we've lived together.

 

They always look good, they're her best feature.

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Nah. Just googled images and turns out I'm actually old like LTL.

 

The Mila Kunis effect.

 

That's absolutely fair enough Joe. I just care, even about random forum strangers

 

I'm having a really bad time of things at the moment and am suffering at the thought of never ever meeting Kylie..... How much do you care about random forum strangers?

 

Hahaha, the thing is Fats, I'm such an idiot that if there were an obvious way of sorting that out somehow, I would.

(Possibly because I have low self-esteem which manifests itself by desperately craving acceptance. Who knows).


















I don't actually have low self-esteem, I just like to make people happy if I can

 

Still better than Barney.

 

*accepted*


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Well, thanks.

But there's no risk of me getting hurt here. The worst that can happen (and probably will happen) is sexual frustration.

 

Unless something does happen and she's into some reeeeeal dark stuff that goes badly wrong.

 

Had a worrying flashback to Jim'll Fix It, there.

 

Jingle-jangle....


(You're too young to flashback to that anyhow, surely!! FLT and I though.....well......I did write a letter to the horrid old bastard as a kid actually).

 

Well thanks to her shocking honesty I know what kinda **** she looks at online and I'm down with all of it.

Speaking of real dark stuff, remember the one who wanted me to make her bleed and ****? That "relationship" came to a rather bitter end. We don't like her now.