TBH it's a bit close to the bone given what happened to Leslie Ash. edit: never mind, the disability was apparently following a sex accident
The Sunday Sport isn't meant to be taken seriously.It deliberately prints stories that are obviously ridiculous.
In an over enthusiastic run to the car, my 8 year old daughter decided to drop kick the door, denting it! I lost my **** big time. Don't know how to play this one. FML.
She will be as upset as you about the damage...either didn't mean it at all or didn't expect the damage to be severe. If you really went overboard, you owe her an apology. You explain why Daddy was angry, but then add you shouldn't have gone ballistic. She will learn 2 life lessons...don't kick car doors and that sometimes it is necessary to say sorry.
Oooh . Sorry to hear that . Get a good film or two . you're into xbox etc aren't you ? try a new game ?
I've recently got into Fifa again. I always used to play as Soton and it was always painful. Now I just play as Argentina, and it's fun again!