My dog is a viszla but he always gets confused for a red when people ask. He is not good with any animal smaller than him except for other dogs, though I don’t know what he’d do if he actually ever caught anything as he is very gentle/scared of most things
At St. Peter’s Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands’ marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, “Wella, I’va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!” The priest responded, “Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?” Giuseppe proudly replied, “I gonna go picka her up.”
The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called 'Sound of Wasps'. When I got home and played it I realised it didn't sound anything like wasps! Turns out l'd been playing the Bee side.
You know what annoys me is when you go round to someone's house and they make you take your shoes off at the front door. 9 times out of 10 they don't even have a bouncy castle.
A video that gives a little insight into the golf course on my urbanisation. Only really shows the tee shots but might grab the attention of any golfers on here. My house is about 5 minutes walk from the first tee. Might be more than 5 minutes as it’s up hill and I’m getting on a bit. I have picked up a few golf balls from the out of bounds path to the right of the fifth fairway on some walks.
I was assured that after a vasectomy I wouldn't have kids anymore. But when I went home they were still there.
So I said to the vicar: "This is a lovely old church vicar". He said: "It's Norman". I said: "Oh right, this is a lovely old church Norman".
