Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

All the best buddy, love and good health to you

 

Kaito .

Thank you for sharing that .

Sad / Unfortunate as your situation is , I am glad you let me / know .

I don’t know how long your road to recovery will be , but one step / Day at a time and you WILL get there .

All the best to you and yours

 

Thanks very much. There's no guarantee anything will improve and it's more likely to trigger other things, but at 70 years of age these things are always likely to happen. I'm ok in myself but it's very frustrating when I can't join in with verbal discussions in the way I could before this happened. Compared to what some folk have to endure, being unable to speak clearly all the time really is not that big a deal, and some might say I've always talked crap, so what's changed?

 

Get well soon and welcome back

 

Sorry to hear about your health issues.
It’s great that you are tackling it with positivity.
Looking forward to seeing more posts from you.

 

All the very best with your recovery, Kaito. Hopefully we can help by waltzing through the playoffs to promotion!

 

All the best for continued improvement toward a complete recovery.

 

It was going to feature a tribute band - The Rolling Scones, but they couldn't agree on the pronunciation

 

I don't know where to ask for help but I know a few of you guys are quite tech savvy. I'm trying to fill out contract details for a new job on Microsoft word. It's asking for my signature in a box and I have no idea how to put it in there. I've taken a photo and have it on the laptop but it won't allow me to put it in said box

 

Should be this:

On the Tools menu, click Form Options. Under Category, click Digital Signatures, and then click Enable digital signatures for specific data in the form. Click Add. In the Set of Signable Data dialog box, type a name for the part of the form template for which you want to enable digital signatures.

 

Thanks, I don't think it wants a digital signature though as the box for it is formatted differently. I'm just about ready to throw the laptop and get HR to give me a paper copy

 

Can you just type your name in? That is normally acceptable

 

No because when you click in the box it doesn't give you a type action. The box is a different format to a normal one to type in. I'm lost. Should be easy this.

 

Delete the box and stick your photo in there

 

Fill the form electronically, print, sign, scan and send.

 

RIP Gudrun Ure (aka Supergran)

For those of you too young to know who that is, here's an episode from 1985. See if you can spot the famous footballer:

 

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER. He asked if they were willing to try it out.

They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch

 

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."