Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

Useless (but very funny) fact: The organisation behind this issue is PETA - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. They wanted to use PETA as their web site name, but someone got there first and created their own web site, so PETA's website is for 'People Eat Tasty Animals'

 

My friend asked me, “what’s the best part about living in Switzerland?”

I said “I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.”

 

I personally prefer the Japanese flag, full stop.

 

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I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubricants were.

She said they were in the non-friction section.

 

I started a dating website for chickens.

It’s not my regular day job… I just do it to help make hens meet.

 

I have just discovered a new treasure-house of pure joy, this is one of a series:

 

If that joke was a football tackle it would be a foul

 

Or fowl

 

Pretty poultry comeback

 

Cluck off

 

Don't duck the issue.

 

Eggcellent. I have derailed a thread again.

 

One day all the threads you have de railed will come home to roost.

 

And then the yolk will be on him.

 

Eider dealt with that differently myself.

 

Stop crowing.