Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

No need to get in a flap about it .

 

Speaking about Ryanair it reminded me of this

 

Anyone got young kids and want a few toys? Nipper got some bits to get rid of and I obviously can't take them to a charity shop and want then out the house.

Only a small bag:

4/5 dinosaurs
3 monster trucks
A truck that carries cars and small construction vehicles.
Some cardboard paw patrol figures.
Probably throw in a couple of puzzles.

 

Think you can donate the dinosaurs and couple of puzzles to the Referees Association

 

#notcheatingbutusingtechnicalknowhow

 

Some good news for those with mesothelioma, the cancer associated with asbestos.

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/19...ists-make-major-asbestos-cancer-breakthrough/

 

We have both given up until the things improve .

 

The Pedants’ Revolt:

 

In 1977, I was on the Oriana (the previous one) as an Engineer Cadet - being a steamship, I spent a lot of my time overhauling valves and other equipment. This involved removing and replacing asbestos lagging - nothing was known about the hazards in those days - I cringe now just thinking about the loose dust released during the work !

 

I am guessing that, 40+ years later, you have been lucky enough to have avoided being infected.

 

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I caught a man trying to break into my house last night. He was wearing football pads, swimming trunks, ice skates and holding a cricket bat.
I said, “Oi, what’s your game?”
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My girlfriend couldn't accept my love of Japanese food, sushi left me.
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I saw a book called 'How to Hurdle,' and as a keen sportsman I decided to buy it. It was only when I got home that I realised it was volume 7 of an encyclopaedia set.
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My neighbour's been falsely claiming disability benefits, but was recently filmed playing cricket. One of the fraud investigators caught him out.
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"I'm Abacus!" - the friend that Spartacus could count on.
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... so far so good, I`ve been lucky thanks.

 

Any stamp collectors on here? A collection of Only Fools and Horses stamps to be released 16th February.

 

I’m looking for a new hobby...

 

I applied to join a dominatrix club.
They sent me a reply saying “Thank you for your submission”.

 

I was watching TV last night and I saw the biggest pair of tits I've ever seen.
Mike Dean and Lee Mason

 

What? These two?

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