Just heard one of the funniest responses, on a quiz show, in ages. Contestant - My wife told me that if I didn’t know the answer, I should always go for C. Bradley Walsh - But you’ve gone for B. Contestant - I never listen to her. The answer was, of course, C.
Any amateur naturalists got any idea what this might be? Its about 1cm long and is slowly crawling up the wall of my son's house. Has quite freaked him out!!
Could be an aphid lion, which is the larvae of a lacewing...only seen the larvae like that in the US though although there are lacewings all over the world They suck their prey dry and then kind of throw the corpses on their own back until they are covered. Camoflage or disguise perhaps
Looked it up. Definitely looks like the yucky thing. In a similar style there is a caterpillar that stacks its old skins on its back, so it looks like it has a pile of heads...isn’t nature sweet (I don’t think )
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half . The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.' A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?' Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, 'Your house!
A 16 year old boy gets a job in a chemist when a woman comes in for a box of Tampax. The boy goes all shy. His boss asks what's wrong? The boy said she wants a box of Tampax. His boss said Well sell her some we are a Chemist. A month goes by and the boy is getting used to the job and a lot more confidence . The same woman comes and ask for some cotton wool. The boy replied rolling your own now?
