Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

If they stop it will be so F5.

 

I was going to phone, and make my mother bored of these jokes too

 

As they say. There is no place like 127.0.0.1.

 

Let’s hope we have the CTRL to ALT the comments and then Delete.

 

You lot need F1

 

I'm likely to slip a disk stretching for these puns

 

“I don’t know which tw4t started it,” I said to the moderators

“IBM” said thereisonlyoneno7 in his strong Dorset accent

 

Well this is a Saints forum and we used to play at the Dell

 

I should have gone phishing instead.

 

With a bit of spam as hookbait

 

So what’s the protocol for these puns?

 

If you like this load of IT puns, just wait for the SQL

 

Oh Bro... we had that one a few weeks back. Come on fella, don’t let the age beat you

 

Things have not been the same since I got Saga car insurance

 

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my bags and right

 

I used to suffer from bathmophobia, a fear of hills.

Thankfully I am over it now.

 

As a child we were so poor all my school clothes came from the Army Surplus store. I was the only Japanese General in my class.

 

>’Enter new password‘

~ 'chicken'

> ‘Password must contain a capital’

~ 'chickenkiev'