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  1. SaintMarv

    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    Before anyone tells me off the following joke was told to me by a lady with Ginger hair.

    What is the difference between someone with Ginger hair and a brick?

    A brick gets laid
     
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  2. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    You leave Gingers alone! There was going to be a march to protest just this kind of blatant discrimination, but it was called off because the sun came out
     
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  3. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    I've never kissed or shagged a girl with ginger hair. Has anyone else?
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I love a redhead girl personally.
     
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  5. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    Lots of people have crossed the ginger bridge, that's why there are still loads around. I've had the odd auburn night over the years, not one of the transparent ones though
     
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  6. Number 1 Jasper

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    Same here .

    No hair , just a Red Head .
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Still no sign of @----HistoryRepeating---- ?


    Must have been about 4 weeks now. Hopefully he's okay and just got sick of the arguments.
     
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  8. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Talking of red heads, Catherine Tate. My guilty pleasure.
     
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  9. saintrichie123

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    Isla Fisher,Nicole Kidman .....that’s just 2 to start.
     
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  10. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Gates McFadden. I rest my case.
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  11. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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  12. Schrodinger's Cat

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    One for Godders
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    One for normal people
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    And one for us 80s kids
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  13. Number 1 Jasper

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    Good evening Alberto...
     
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  14. San Tejón

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    Never mess with your wife’s wine!!

    I just added fruit and lemonade to my wife’s and now she’s sangria than ever before!
     
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  16. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"

    We opened for “The Doors.”
     
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  17. thereisonlyoneno7

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    I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

    She gave me a hug.
     
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  18. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    Just received an email from my employer giving me a £250 bonus for my efforts over last few months. :) I did not expect that!
     
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