Yesterday one of my good friends told me I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space. It was a really hurtful thing to say and completely ruined our bath.
What is happening to society? Do I have to worry about my kids going to the cinema now? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-50541204
What I want to know is this ..... When women are always banging on about how good they are at multi tasking, why can't they have sex and a headache at the same time?
My Wife was bragging about the fact Women can multi task and Men Can't . I told her to sit down and shut up . She couldn't do either !
I went to get the autographs of my two favourite actors from my two favourite films Fatal attraction and Under Siege, I only managed to get one. Close but no Seagal
Paddy's wife was ready to give birth so he rushed her to hospital. On arrival the nurse asks: "How dilated is she?" To which Paddy replies: "Oh Jaysus, we're both over the feckin' moon!"