Mine was Israelites by Desmond Dekker & the Aces. Only number 1 for a week though and sandwiches between “I Heard It Through The Grapevine” by Marvin Gaye and “Get Back” by some combo from Liverpool. HOWEVER - I was born on the other side of the international date line and Desmond only got to Number 1 on my birthday, so I’m claiming Marvin Gaye, which is one of my favourite songs (and, somewhat appropriate, given the way I heard about my second wife divorcing me ...... )
Blondie, The Tide is High was my number 1 at age 14. Had a big poster of Debbie Harry on the back of my bedroom door for a good few of my teenage years... This one iirc My mum threatened to get rid of it, so I varnished it onto the door.
There's always one. I used yacht varnish since you ask It was waterproof afterwards though Or at least wipe clean
That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your tiger feet could have been worse, could have been Gary Glitter!
Michael McIntyre mugged of his Rolex on the school run. As much as I sympathise, I hope his day was made worse by the police ticketing him for parking on double yellows. I have a low tolerance of selfish parking, especially near schools.
Just when you think people can’t sink any lower. I’d have published his name, address and phone number if it was up to me ....... utter twat!
the first iphone came out in 2007. That means most 20 somethings have lived on their smartphones and it's not real until they see it on their phone. Now, 85% of UK adults have a smartphone. (i'm still holding out in the 15%, but will probably have to get one one day to buy a bus ticket) Good news is teenage pregnancies have plummeted because you can't get pregnant posting pictures of your bits!
Hang on, this is some illuminati ****. I checked a year later and Daniel Beddingfield was also number one on my 15th birthday, and I googled him to see what sort of deal he had done to **** me over and it turns out we share the same birthday
