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  1. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Leeds are in for an interesting season...their new owner/chairman (?) insists he is the sheriff in charge of everything. He also says the manager is okay but needs babysitting. Bet that went down well.
     
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  4. Joe!

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. fatletiss

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    Just a random google search of people grabbing their nuts Joe, or someone we know?
     
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  6. Joe!

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    That's Massimo Cellino. The sheriff in charge of everything.
     
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  7. fatletiss

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    Oh ok, linked from previous post. I get it now. I was unsure if you were celebrating a successful social evening by posting that photo.
     
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  8. Joe!

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    My evening consisted of lots of disappointing FIFA. Going out tonight though :) to say goodbye to two German friends :(
     
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  9. fatletiss

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    Auf Wiedesehen Pet?
     
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  10. Joe!

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    Can't tell if the new girl is a massive suck-up or genuinely this sickeningly cheerful. That laugh has to be fake.
     
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  11. fatletiss

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    It's a nervous laugh. She wants you.
     
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  12. Dan

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    Start insulting her and her true personality will soon come out. Break her down.
     
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  13. Joe!

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    I wish I lived in your head. Everyone wants me there.

    I can see that going one of two ways:

    Scenario 1: She bounces my insults away with her usual cheery demeanour, but when I walk to the kitchen to get a drink, she follows me, comes up from behind me while I'm pouring my drink, pokes a kitchen knife in the small of my back and whispers threateningly in my ear, "so you think you've got me all figured out, huh? Well no one is going to stop me getting to the top of this company, even if it means I have to make you disappear."

    Scenario 2: She is upset by my insults but keeps trying to win me over with sickening niceness until she genuinely breaks down into tears at her desk because she can't understand why I don't like her. The other ladies in the vicinity come over to comfort her while giving me the evils, and I feel like I've just shot Bambi's mum.

    Or maybe I've just seen too much TV.
     
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    Scenario 1: You enter a coma and resurface several years later. When you do, you realise the company you once worked for has taken over the world with this girl at the very top, ruling over everything and everyone with an iron fist in a cruel tyranny. You make it your goal, both for personal reasons and reasons of global justice, to take her down. You train yourself up to reach physical and mental peakness, then launch an assault on her tower of doom, taking down biologically engineered security guards on the way. You reach the top floor, and in the final showdown with her, she points her gun at you and you shoot it out of her hand, knocking her to the floor. You stand over her, her old cheery disposition returns as she begs for forgiveness. You see straight through it, aim your gun and... the screen fades to black.

    Scenario 2: You wait until they all disperse, follow her into the kitchen and stab her in the small of the back. The above scenario repeats but with roles switched.
     
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  15. Joe!

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    Awesome. But is there any chance you could write a sex scene into it?
     
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  16. Dan

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    Obviously, but it'd have to be really unnecessary with the plot, and super graphic. Full penetration.
     
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  17. fatletiss

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    You know you need my head for that.
     
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  18. Joe!

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    I'm going to have to insist on a "no Kylie" rule.
     
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    You have zero chance of me writing that into the scene (unless there is some kind of weird image of another couple at it in the back ground and then maybe me and Kylie)
     
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    Actually Joe, this is where we beat your 6 day older record... search the offices for a 34-36 year old and we'll write her in. Coincidentally, that is the alleged age group where women are sexually at their peak (whatever that means)
     
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