I think they should just sort it out the old fashion way, a fist fight in any weather conditions Bahrain.
You fancy DJ'ing at my fancy dress party mate? You don't have to come fully clothed Burundi's are a must.
Yeah, the ladies really have to do some Syrias booty shaking mate, then you pick a set of keys from the bowl and take her home and Tonga.
Well before everybody goes let me leave you with this anecdote... I once hung out with an X-Factor winner prior to her fame and fortune, and I pointed out that she was getting a parking ticket outside of Primark in Manchester, I said... "That ****er traffic warden's putting a ticket on your Sierra Leona". I'm out.