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The Gervinho signing dedication challenge thread!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Aldridge_Prior, May 31, 2011.

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  1. Cal.

    Cal. Active Member

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    I've got enough biscuits for everyone!

    <party><party><party>
     
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  2. Aldridge_Prior

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    Oh ****e. My beautiful idea has turned into a thread about foreskin jokes.

    Bunch of schmucks...
     
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  3. Pint of Skotch

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    I'm not that excited about him really. I'm more worried because he has clearly stated he'd rather go elsewhere and it sounds like his club just want him to come to us and not himself which isn't good.
     
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  4. Aldridge_Prior

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    Nah he's only said he wants CL football, if he's willing to come here instead and work for it then fair play, unlike Gameiro who has openly stated he wants to go to Seville.
     
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  5. newcastleftw

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    Get out.
     
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  6. newcastleftw

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    Sausage fest
     
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    newcastleftw, May 31, 2011
  7. THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT

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    i will get both his face and pardews tattooed on to both my arse cheeks :)
     
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  8. Aldridge_Prior

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    <laugh> You should position Pardew's face so that his mouth is where your arsehole is. He talks that much ****e it'd look quite realistic every time you go to curl one out!
     
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  9. beardface

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    House party at Cal's..

    I'll bring Hoadie along.

    <whistle>
     
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    beardface, May 31, 2011
  10. THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT

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    LMAO sounds like a plan, just need to do something if we get Gamerio as well...
     
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    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT, May 31, 2011

  11. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Two of my mates play rugby for Bambridge! (Mark Wilson and Adam Ervine?)

    Also, I was being driven up The Falls and I saw a load of lads out playing footy in The Falls Park, the majority of them had Celtic or GAA shirts on but in the middle of them was a little Toon fan - never been prouder!
     
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  12. TheLittleGeordie

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    I am willing to risk burning straight through my retinas and will film all of your "actions" as proof
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, May 31, 2011
  13. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I like that idea mate. Would be life and soul of the party mate. Rep mate. Failed mate. Gotta spread it mate.
     
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  14. Santon's little helper

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    i will deed poll my name to gervinho.
     
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  15. Alfie

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    I'd go for something totally extreme if we sign Gervinho!

    Buy a Toon shirt with his name on the back or something!

    Yeah I know, I'm hardcore.
     
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  16. AH

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    And all his brothers that also post on this forum. And his cousins. And uncles. and mothers. and dogs ****ing adopted daughters.

    lol mate. funny that one mate!. rep for that one mate :)



    Here is my pledge..

    IF Gervinho signs, I, Acid-Hippo, King of the World, will tweet "All hail @cwarr07 - master of transfer rumours" every day from the day it is officially announced until the day Gervinho first scores.

    Boom.
     
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  17. beardface

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    Thanks mate. Its the thought that counts mate

    Cal better have a ****ing huge house then. & I do hope youre not after my crown with that 'King of the world' statement!
     
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  18. AH

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    I have no idea what that was all about to be honest, it was rather spontaneous, I'm never normally that big headed.

    Cal better have a HUGE house, just to fit my ego through the door it seems......


    It is a pretty crown though. Trade? Anything you want.
     
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  19. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Goal Drought is guaranteed then ;)
     
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  20. AH

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    Watch him get an injury in the first game.

    I don't even use twitter that much.

    AND it shows my real name.

    What was I thinking <yikes>
     
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