The General Election Countdown Thread

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Who gets your vote in 2015

  • Conservatives

  • Labour

  • Lib Dem

  • SNP

  • UKIP

  • Plaid Cymru

  • Sinn Fein

  • Greens

  • BNP

  • The Swinging Sweaty Monkey Brains Bukkake Party


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Those poor confused NO voters <laugh>
It looks like you lot pissed in the punch bowl and stood their laughing at people drinking pissy punch with a glass of punch in your hand.

Wait I have confused myself now.<confused>

<laugh>

Am not an SNP supporter <laugh>

I believe in autonomy for Scotland and would partake in due democratic process to elect governance for it.
 
Andrew Marr "how on earth are we going to get accurate information in the future?" Maybe Tory voters should stop lying to the pollsters!

They need to replicate the vote itself: i.e. the punter slips their vote into a box and the pollster doesn't know how individual people voted. As I understand it, that's how they conducted the exit polls and they were astonishingly accurate.
 
I'm happy with a Tory majority, especially as it's so small. Now I can watch them self destruct as the 30% or so of the swivel-eyed, backbench loonies tear the party apart over Europe.

And while they're busy ****ing themselves we'll **** off and become independent <cool>
 
I'm happy with a Tory majority, especially as it's so small. Now I can watch them self destruct as the 30% or so of the swivel-eyed, backbench loonies tear the party apart over Europe.

And while they're busy ****ing themselves we'll **** off and become independent <cool>

Labour hold in ****sville, Edinburgh <laugh>

"happy with Tory majority" - disingenuous twat.
 
My question to the panel is this:

If Ed Miliband had dyed that bit of grey hair that makes it look like an albatross has shat on his head, do people think Labour would have won more seats last night?