The General Election Countdown Thread

[Patience]

SNP got 4.9% and 56 seats

 

[ERINBLACK]

No, it's why we need stronger regional governance.

No thanks, they are ****in diddies up here, all of them.

****ed up this city big time.

 

[VenomPD]

No thanks, they are ****in diddies up here, all of them.

****ed up this city big time.

Labour, you mean surely?

Them getting wiped out up here is one of the best things to ever happen to the city. Most corrupt bunch of bastards in Scottish politics.

 

[Null]

Tory government


Scottish Labour – died


Scottish Lib Dems – died


Labour - ****ed – get the other Miliband in as Leader and get Brown to re-shape Scottish Labour (either as leader or as a consultant/head of a project team). They’ll be ready to take on the UK in 2020.


Upsurge in Green vote


Strong Scottish voice in parliament

Galloway - ****ed

Farage – ****ed


All in all, excellent result

 

[Ponders Revisited]

For the second time in its history, South Bedfordshire has an otter for an MP.

 

[ERINBLACK]

I have no time for Absolutely any of them irrespective of what party they belong to.

If we could exhume Screaming Lord Sutch I'm quite sure he would make a better job of it.

I wonder whatever happened to his hat.

 

[VenomPD]

I found a way for Toby to express his sadness in complete privacy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/05/07/japan-hotel-crying-rooms-for-women_n_7231004.html?

 

[VenomPD]

I have no time for Absolutely any of them irrespective of what party they belong to.

If we could exhume Screaming Lord Sutch I'm quite sure he would make a better job of it.

I wonder whatever happened to his hat.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/7-monster-raving-loony-party-5644717

 

[EDGE.]

What do we want?

Cuts to public services to reduce the size of the State.

When do we want it?

As soon as practically possible as to not harm the Economy.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Labour ****ed themselves in Scotland. Nobody's fault but theirs.

so people were right to vote in all these ***** ned SNP ****s aye?

shove a pug up yer rat ya plamf

 

[ERINBLACK]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/7-monster-raving-loony-party-5644717

Brilliant!!

 

[VenomPD]

Anyone see the youngest MP for 350 years?

Looks like she could eat an orange through a tennis racquet.

 

[ERINBLACK]

Anyone see the youngest MP for 350 years?

Looks like she could eat an orange through a tennis racquet.

Who is she?

 

[Null]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-32633388

 

[Null]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-32642872

Ed Balls!

 

[VenomPD]

Who is she?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/p...britains-youngest-mp-since-1667-10234305.html

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

For the second time in its history, South Bedfordshire has an otter for an MP.

 

[VenomPD]

Timmy Tomo slowly turning into Teuchter Tomo.

http://blogs.channel4.com/alex-thomsons-view/snp-election-labour-scotland-seats/9565

It is a far wider rebellion against what is seen as the Great Blair New Labour Sell-out by so many Scots. The SNP in policy and personnel is in many ways what New Labour abandoned.

Put that against constantly not voting for the Tory government this country gets, and you have yet wider discontent.

 

[ERINBLACK]

For the second time in its history, South Bedfordshire has an otter for an MP.

otterly unbelievable.

 

[EDGE.]

so people were right to vote in all these ***** ned SNP ****s aye?

shove a pug up yer rat ya plamf

They've gotten 50% of the popular vote, an incredible mandate when you think about it.

What's especially pleasing is that the only Labour seat left in Scotland was in Edinburgh and that was the one ST was standing for