Christ, we'll be redundant soon, Resurgam and DH Canary - there'll be a government quango to moderate this site (and all other websites) on our behalf. Food bank, here I come
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Nah this is going to be the making of us! With so much internet to regulate, the government (or whichever private contractor they've all bought shares in) are going to need to hire huge numbers of moderators to police the internet! With all the experience on my CV, I expect to be in charge of moderating all sports websites by the end of the year. I plan to fully abuse my broad powers to erase that 6-0 defeat at Fulham from history, and make any comment containing the name Danny Haynes punishable by internment in one of May's Gulags.
"We will be global leaders in the regulation of the internet". I'm not sure if that's more 1984 or Chinese Government?
) on our behalf. Food bank, here I come 
