The gardening thread, it's all uphill from here

I get someone in to do menial tasks.

I am a lazy ****.

 

****tah.

 

But with wealth and style.

 

I'm probably going to buy an electric one, kind of like a hair dryer on a stick. Never pull them up or use a knife, you'll just damage the cement and make the situation worse. Also thinking I can use it to cook the ivy coming through from the neighbours garden.

 

Cement? You peasant.