1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

The Friday dilemna thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Deleted 1, Sep 26, 2014.

  1. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    19,443
    Likes Received:
    3,690
    <steam> If you're not going to say mildly salacious things about women at your work then get the **** off my thread.
     
    #21
  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    34,179
    Likes Received:
    9,757
    This did not happen ... ever.
     
    #22
  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    It definitely is, you are just too stupid to realise it.
     
    #23
  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    If every one of the people on here Toby has an issue with were to join, in there would be dozens of us.
     
    #24
  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2011
    Messages:
    11,729
    Likes Received:
    748
    Back to the OP, I do this pretty much constantly.

    We've got two MI contracters working with us just now - both really pretty which is unusual for their job.

    Anyway, the one that wears the sparkly eye shadow and the attention-seeking trousers - bald as the day she was born

    The more homely one but with an arguably nicer face - full bush but kept neat.

    I tend to wonder more about it when birds in the work I assume to be shaved intae the wood get pregnant.

    Surely you don't shave a pregnant fanny???
     
    #25
  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    40,526
    Likes Received:
    17,744
    nae burds in here. sausage fest

    still wonder about their pubes though
     
    #26

  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    56,815
    Likes Received:
    63,693
    There are very few women where I work, and they are mostly munters. But I'd probably shag the cleaner in her supplies cupboard.
     
    #27
  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2011
    Messages:
    11,729
    Likes Received:
    748
    In an old workplace, me and a couple of lads had an extended chat about one particular lassie's fanny and came to the conclusion that it was pretty hairy.

    The youngest of the three of us pumped her only a few months ago and texted both of us to tell us that it was shorn like Patrick Stewart's heid.

    A lassie in my last work (who was a bit slutty) told everyone in the office she was shaved - I pumped her about a month before I got married and she wisnae.

    So, put ****s straight <ok>
     
    #28
  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    40,526
    Likes Received:
    17,744
    <laugh>'
     
    #29
  10. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    19,443
    Likes Received:
    3,690
    Our head boss is late 30s and not the worst. Was tempted to put something on the staff intranet to see what others thought. My guess is trimmed but not shaven
     
    #30
  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    14,150
    Likes Received:
    3,751
    If only the tabloids were as diligent about their fact checking.
     
    #31
  12. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    19,443
    Likes Received:
    3,690
    Indeed. With investigation skills like that it's only a matter of time before he gets the call from Dev to help hunt for Maddie.
     
    #32
  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2011
    Messages:
    11,729
    Likes Received:
    748
    Just a guess, but I'll say baldy <ok>
     
    #33
  14. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    34,179
    Likes Received:
    9,757
    Decomposed?
     
    #34
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,586
    Likes Received:
    18,242
    Quite simply, no; there is nothing wrong with that.
     
    #35
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,586
    Likes Received:
    18,242
    Yet again, Toby indirectly admits he's never had his hole.
     
    #36
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,586
    Likes Received:
    18,242
    Liar. You're shagging the cleaning products in the her supplies cupboard. Admit it.
     
    #37
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,586
    Likes Received:
    18,242
    <laugh>

    Am a clam. Naw yer ****in no ya boot.
     
    #38
  19. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    19,443
    Likes Received:
    3,690
    Judging by the responses, I'm gussing it's also perfectly aceptable look at thse birds and imagine them taking 2 dicks at a time up their manure boxes ?
     
    #39
  20. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    19,124
    Likes Received:
    6,716
    I will resist the temptation to respond to this comment but yes it's perfectly acceptable. I do all the time including Mrs Gas.

    oh ****.
     
    #40

Share This Page