The French

Is it 1979 again?

 

Pardon me? Boasting? I think you will find I was reacting to an assumption that I was jealous of Akhmed the Lawyer and that my sh.itty degree didn't get me anywhere. If I'd said "I earn plenty thanks" it wouldn't have been long before some nosey c.unt demanded to know how much. It is what it is, if there are folks on here earning double or triple what I get then fantastic, I hope they enjoy it. If you earn £17K and are happy with your lot then even better. Usually I've hardly got two shiny pennies to rub together at the end of the month. Mortgage, kids, travel etc means my salary doesn't go far.

I have learned over the years never to boast especially about things you can't prove such as penis size.

 

Any **** , anywhere , asks your actual salary the only acceptable response is :

Nane ay yer ****in business ya nosey ****

 

Noted and no doubt will be ignored by a good many nosey c.unts on GC.

 

Pud's only saying that because he's below the £17.5k threshold.

Boast away is what I say.

I'm that proud of myself, salary and family that I've taken on the identity of @barrie and his miserable life married to @julie

 

You boasted about it first you weird ****

 

Talking of sixpence none the richer, she was a nailed on Wid. Might still be

 

It's certainly a fine line this old Capitalist carry on, Archie.

 

It grinds everyone down in the end mate.

 

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Good ol Syrian refugee

I think he’s a doctor or an engineer.

 

*Jordanian

“Mohammed had been living in Germany as a Syrian refugee for four years and claiming state benefits”

 

What's the story behind this @jewcrew?

 

David Copperfield must be a fair age now.

Or is it sorcery he has indulged in over the centuries?

 

Magic

 

He's a German then, this wouldn't happen in London Sadiq has banned knives that size.

 

Unless they are for religious ceremonial purposes.