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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Not me though. Tested negative only last week <ok>
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Add that to your long list of failures <ok>
     
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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Well that's clarified your IQ. Maybe you should get a covid test next. <ok>
     
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  4. Archers Road

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    Negative is a positive in this case. I got a zero so I win top marks.
     
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  5. Archers Road

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    Maybe you should get some jokes, but I don't hold out much hope tbh.
     
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  6. DMD

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    Given you're one of the most bitter and miserable old gits on here, that's unintentionally quite funny on your part. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Did the bus driver company force you to take the test or did you voluntarily go to get tested ?
     
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  8. Archers Road

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    I must be ****ing hilarious if I made you laugh, you joyless laughter vacuum.
     
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    Selected at random from my GPs records. Entirely voluntary.

    Pretty sure Bill Gates, George Soros, the Deep State, or Lizard People were not involved. Nor was I anally probed, unfortunately.
     
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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Let's hope you are one of the first lucky guinea-pigs selected at random to take the new vaccine .
     
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  12. Archers Road

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    Latest rumours suggest they plan to close off East Anglia and begin their medical experiments on the local chavvy **** community. So that's you ****ed.

    @stopmeandslapme will probably try to persuade the authorities that he is middle class and therefore exempt. Doubt that will work
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

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    A vaccine for elderly people with underlying serious health problems?

    Interesting.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Aug 10, 2020
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  14. Archers Road

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    It’s called the Euthanasia Vaccine <ok>
     
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    Due to it's lack of cultural enrichment and urban areas East Anglia is exempt from Coronavirus Chavs and weird bitter angry communists like yourself.

    There are actual plans to get the army in to seal off London though.

    Your allotment will be converted into a temporary Islamic burial site as Coronavirus rips through London .
     
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    It's a pain what with travel quarantine. I've booked a ticket for Zurich, one way, but I'll probably have to go into quarantine if I return.
     
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    Demand a refund if that happens
     
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    I'll do it for £50 + travel expenses. You got a shovel or shall I bring my own?
     
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    A few bodies might do wonders for next years runner beans <ok>
     
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    Latest 2 per 100,000 tested positive and they weren't Covid-19 just some other Coronavirus
     
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