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  1. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    a lamb a dingdong
     
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    whilst all wearing wellies
     
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    , Chris martin branded wellies

    (someone needs to buy that geek a notepad so he stops writing on his hands. I Fking hate Coldplay:headbang:, Sorry rant over!)

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    but designed by Gwyneth
     
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    , gave him the boot (sensible lady!)
     
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    He needed Viagra spray
     
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