Off Topic The four word story thread here!

verruca, which he obtained

 

whilst swimming in the

 

rancid juices of Dianne's

 

private, indoor swimming pool

(phew... Got outta that one)

 

which she calls her

 

bookie, and makes a

 

great ham and cheese

 

porridge, that actually tastes

 

Of oats and milk

 

of human kindness, but....

 

some freshly baked Challah

 

and several Jewish midgets

 

to lock in his

 

alongside his collection of

 

Carry On films, especially

 

that funny one about