Off Topic The four word story thread here!

using nothing but a

 

condom filled with marbles

 

or warts as we

 

cane toads give to

 

the poor and needy

 

that reside in deepest

 

darkest West Hartlepool, where

 

monkeys rule because the

 

full of Space Dust

 

where Diane Abbot originally

 

cringe when she starts

 

Eating her packed lunches

 

without using her hands

 

knees and bumps a....

 

Table full of crockery

 

making the loudest noise

 

ever by someone coming